At Least 8 Characters and One Capital

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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon

When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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