At Least 8 Characters and One Capital

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon

When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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Going to the Dentist

Just when I thought I’d get a break from my day job as a prostitute by going to the dentist, I realized I was actually paying *him* to shove his throbbing tool in my mouth.

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (3 months ago)
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