It’s Not a Problem, It’s a Solution

A scientist and his apprentice are mixing fluids in a beaker.

The scientist adds a final drop to the mixture. The fluid violently shakes, turns a nasty green, and releases a puff of smoke.

The apprentice sees this reaction and asks the scientist if there’s a problem.

The scientist calmly explains that this isn’t a problem, it’s a solution.

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Free Budweiser, Next Right

Someone should put up a sign next to a NASCAR track reading “FREE BUDWEISER, NEXT RIGHT.”

Posted: April 19, 2026 (5 months ago)
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