When Trump was still infesting the White House the first time around, he and Mike Pence were having breakfast.
The waitress asked Pence what he wanted and he replied, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?” asked the waitress.
Trump replied with his trademark lecherous leer, “How about a quickie this morning?”
“Mr. President!” the waitress exclaimed. “How rude!” And she stormed away.
Pence leaned over to Trump and whispered, “Mr. President, it’s pronounced quiche.”
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