Johnny’s Surgery Gets Out of Hand

“Doctors and Nurses”

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A woman brings ten-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her ten-year-old daughter.

Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them… they are bound to be curious about sex at that age.”

“Never mind sex” replies Mary’s mother. “He’s taken her fucking appendix out!”

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Posted: April 23, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: children, health
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