Blonde’s Risky Bridge Bet Backfires Hilariously

A blonde was at the bar watching the 6:00 news when a guy was about to jump off a bridge. A guy saw her and said I’ll bet you $100 he jumps. She takes the bet. He jumps and the guy said I can’t take your money I saw it on the 5:00 news.

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She hands him the $100 and says so did I, but I didn’t think he was going to do it again!

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