Luigi is taking his new apprentice through town, showing him all he’s done. They start at a lovely bridge that spans a river. The craftsman points, “Luigi did this service for the town. Luigi chose strong timbers for the span, made sure all was sound and secure. Do they call me Luigi the Bridge Maker? No!”
They went to the docks, where Luigi pointed to the ships. “Luigi laid these keels, squared timbers, and made sure boards fit perfect. Do they call me Luigi the Shipwright? No!”
Finally, they went to a little shop where furniture was sold. “Luigi crafted these tables and set the joints that they might serve a family for generations. Do they call me Luigi the Carpenter? No!”
“But you fuck ONE goat…”
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