Making Ends Meet

A couple was going through some tough times and decided to try prostitution to make ends meet. After the first night, the wife came home after a long night and put $50.25 on the table.

The husband commented that it was a decent start and asked who paid with a quarter.

She replied, “Everyone.”

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Money is tight everywhere, but there are some things are worth

Money is tight everywhere, but there are some things are worth paying more for. For example, I got this DVD titled “Mothers I Guess I Probably Would Be Willing to Fuck If I Couldn’t Do Any Better And Was Really Drunk And Knew None of My Friends Would Ever Find Out About It.” Surprisingly, it was just awful. That’s the last time I buy porn at the dollar store.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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