Bruce, a strapping hunk of a man, walks into a redneck bar. He walks over to the bartender and says, “Hey there, good looking, I’ll have a glass of white wine.”
A bit shocked, the bartender replies, “What are you, a homo or something?”
Bruce, unruffled, says, “Actually I prefer the term ‘gay’. And yes I am gay.”
“Look,” the bartender said, “This bar is full of redneck cowboys. They hate gays. If you stay there will be trouble.”
Bruce answers, “I won’t bother anyone.”
Bartender says, “Ok, but sit over there in the corner and don’t say a word.”
After a while, a large, grizzly man thunders in and proclaims, “I’m so damn thirsty I could lick the sweat from the balls of a Brahma Bull!”
A small voice rings out from the corner of the bar, “MOO, MOO, BUCKAROO!”
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