Multitasking

My wife told me women can multitask better than men…

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I said to her, “No, they can’t, and I can prove it.”

She said, “OK, prove it.”

I said, “Shut the fuck up, and cook my breakfast.”

She couldn’t do either one.

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Posted: June 23, 2026 (2 months ago)
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