My Husband’s Home!

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Dave pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”

The bartender asked, “What makes you say that?”

Dave beamed with pride. “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work.”

“She was so thrilled to have me around that every time a mailman or delivery guy came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: deception, marriage, sex
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