Nobody Wants to Seem Replaceable at Work

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can’t they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.

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Posted: April 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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