Not a Match

I was at a speed dating event, looking for a partner who can light my cigarette.

The first candidate started telling me about how smoking is actually really bad for me.

I told him that I appreciate his intention, but it’s not a match.

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Sometimes you witness something so utterly amazing and

Sometimes you witness something so utterly amazing and emotionally moving that you can’t help from screaming out, “Holy shit! That dog is licking his own balls!”

Posted: April 17, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: aging, food, relationships
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