Not a Match

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I was at a speed dating event, looking for a partner who can light my cigarette.

The first candidate started telling me about how smoking is actually really bad for me.

I told him that I appreciate his intention, but it’s not a match.

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Posted: April 17, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: aging, food, relationships
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