At a wedding last weekend, I leaned over to the person beside me and whispered, “Wow… the bride isn’t exactly easy on the eyes.”
They turned to me and said, “Excuse me? That’s my daughter!”
I quickly replied, “I’m so sorry… I didn’t realize you were her father.”
“I’m not her father, you idiot,” they snapped. “I’m her mother!”
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