Not Her Father

At a wedding last weekend, I leaned over to the person beside me and whispered, “Wow… the bride isn’t exactly easy on the eyes.”

They turned to me and said, “Excuse me? That’s my daughter!”

I quickly replied, “I’m so sorry… I didn’t realize you were her father.”

“I’m not her father, you idiot,” they snapped. “I’m her mother!”

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Posted: July 11, 2026 (4 weeks ago)
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