The Lawsuit Against the Hospital

A woman is suing a hospital, claiming that after recent treatment her husband completely lost interest in physical intimacy.

In their defense, the hospital stated:

“All we did was correct his eyesight.”

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Dry Salads

I am told that the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.

It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

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Posted: May 24, 2026 (3 months ago)
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