Once a Sailor Always a Sailor

On the day of the wedding, the bride was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family…

And then she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes and began to panic.

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to the bride for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over the bride’s feet were hurting real bad.

When she and the groom withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard the groom say, “God, that was tight.”

“There,” whispered the mother of the bride. “I told you she was a virgin.”

Then, to their surprise, they heard the groom say, “Right. Now for the other one.” Followed by more grunting and straining, at last the groom said, “My God. That was even tighter.”

“That’s my boy,” said the father of the groom. “Once a sailor, always a sailor.”