Out with Grandmother

A little girl was out with her grandmother when they came across two dogs mating on the sidewalk.

“What are they doing?” asked the girl. The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said: “The dog on top hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying it to the doctor.”

The girl thought for a moment, and then said: “They are just like people, aren’t they?”

“What do you mean?” asked Grandma.

“Offer someone a helping hand,” said the girl, “and they will fuck you every time.”

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Beat That Losers

Notice to all those who thought I have no life: Yesterday, I sent three tweets to Facebook, videotaped myself doing that, uploaded the clip to YouTube, then boasted about it in Second Life. Beat that, losers.

Posted: September 8, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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