Priests at a Police Checkpoint

Two priests are driving down the highway and they come across a police checkpoint. They roll the window down as the officer walks up to the car.

The officer leans into the car window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”

The priests look at each other for a moment then turn back to the officer and say, “We’ll do it.”

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Posted: July 20, 2026 (2 months ago)
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