Pulled Over for Swerving

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The police pulled me over last night and said, “Sir, do you realize how badly your car was swerving between lanes?”

I said, “I’ve had eight drinks, officer.”

The officer replied, “Sir, that’s no excuse to let your wife drive.”

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: alcohol, driving, marriage humor
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