She Rolls Over and Plays Dead

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

“Does your wife ever … well, you know … does she … well, let you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two.

“Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s into the dog trick aspect of it.”

“Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?”

“Well… not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead.”

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Magician: “And for my next trick, I will disappear!”

Magician: *holds pear*

“You’re the worst fruit ever!”

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: marital humor, relationships, sex
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