Shes the One That Suffers Not Me

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A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”

The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”

The husband replies, “Well, not exactly. She’s the one that suffers, not me.”

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The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates

The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates my eccentricities, like using exactly 2.5 tablespoons of lube, and that it has to be applied clockwise to both my cock and her sphincter, once before and once midway through. Yep, I’m *very* anal about anal.

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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