So Why Do You Hide It Every Time Dad Comes Home

Sassy Little Jenny tilts her head and asks, “Mom, what’s that?” as she points at her silver vibrator.

Mom sighs and says, “It’s a toy for grown-ups.”

Jenny smirks and goes, “So why do you hide it every time Dad comes home?”

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Same Name

I should be happy because I have a new girlfriend. The problem is she has the same name as my sister. So every time we have sex now…

…all I think about is my new girlfriend.

Posted: May 2, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: adult humor, domestic life, marital humor
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