So Why Do You Hide It Every Time Dad Comes Home

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Sassy Little Jenny tilts her head and asks, “Mom, what’s that?” as she points at her silver vibrator.

Mom sighs and says, “It’s a toy for grown-ups.”

Jenny smirks and goes, “So why do you hide it every time Dad comes home?”

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Posted: May 2, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: adult humor, domestic life, marital humor
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