Social Security Kind

Nina and Liz are having a conversation during their lunch break.

Nina asks, “So, Liz, how’s your sex life these days?”

Liz replies, “Oh, you know. It’s the usual, Social Security kind.”

“Social Security?” Nina asked quizzically.

“Yeah, you get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.”

Heckle this joke

Got a better punchline or a worse take? Drop a one-liner.

Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 · Moderated before publishing.

eBay Is So Useless

eBay is so useless.

I tried looking up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Posted: April 26, 2026 (5 months ago)
Views: 0
Shares: 0
Topics: money, relationships, sex
Sensitivity: PG-13