A young boy was watching TV with his father while his mother prepared the dinner in the kitchen. After a while, the kid wanders into the kitchen and asks, “Mummy, are the Spice Girls robots?”
His mother replies, “No, dear, they aren’t. Why do you ask?”
“Well, daddy just said that he’d like to screw the arse off the black one.”
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