Spice Girls Robots

A young boy was watching TV with his father while his mother prepared the dinner in the kitchen. After a while, the kid wanders into the kitchen and asks, “Mummy, are the Spice Girls robots?”

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His mother replies, “No, dear, they aren’t. Why do you ask?”

“Well, daddy just said that he’d like to screw the arse off the black one.”

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Posted: April 26, 2026 (3 months ago)
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