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A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.

The judge looks down at her and asks, “First offender?”

The woman replies, “nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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I wonder if before 007 was issued his license to kill, he had a learner’s permit to kill.

I wonder if before 007 was issued his license to kill, he had a learner’s permit to kill. Because that would be pretty embarrassing to have to have an older agent accompany you every time you have to shoot someone.

Posted: March 12, 2026 (7 months ago)
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