Subway Revelation: A Lengthy Mistake!

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Two things happened today.

First, I learned that my penis is not as long as a 6-inch sub from Subway.

Second, I was banned from my local Subway shortly after this revelation.

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Posted: March 21, 2026 (3 months ago)
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