The Pirate and His Moles

Written by

in

A pirate went to a dermatologist to look at some suspicious moles on his back.

The doctor assured him that they’re benign.

“Arrrrgh,” said the pirate, “check again because when I counted there be ten!”

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More chaos like this

Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.

Joke The Medical Student’s Diagnosis Joke Statistically Safe Joke The Squire of the High Pot and Noose Joke Pipe Down or You’ll Get Us Both Fired Joke Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes Joke O’Brien’s Dog Was a Catholic

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail

More posts

Until somebody fixes my cable

I’ve recently discovered how to unite gravity with the strong and weak nuclear forces and the electromagnetic force. This finally completes the much-sought-after Grand Unified Theory that confounded even Albert Einstein. But I’m not going to tell anybody what it is until somebody fixes my cable.

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted: June 19, 2026 (2 days ago)
Views: 0
Shares: 0
Topics: medical
Sensitivity: Clean