I was driving along with my young son when we noticed a car driving erratically ahead of us. As we pulled alongside it, ready to overtake, the window came down and a massive dildo — sixteen inches if it was a day — came flying out the window and smacked into our windscreen before flying off to the curb side.
My son looked confused for a second before asking, “What was that, Dad?”
I had to think quick. “That was a moth,” I replied. “Just a moth.”
He thought about it for a while and said, “Fuck, that moth had a big cock, eh Dad!”
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