The Cat On The Roof

A wife goes on vacation and asks her husband how her cat is doing.

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The husband says, “The cat’s dead.”

She tells him he should have broken the news gently by saying the cat was on the roof and they couldn’t get her down.

Then she asks how her mother is doing.

The husband says, “Your mother’s on the roof and we can’t get her down.”

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