A man spent years worshipping the Devil.
The Devil finally showed up and offered him three wishes.
“First wish,” the man said. “I want a thousand more wishes.”
“Doesn’t work like that.”
“Fine. Turn your trident into a toothpick.”
The Devil sighed and did it.
“Second wish. Stick that toothpick up your ass.”
He stared at the man for a long moment, then did that too.
“Now give me a thousand wishes,” the man said, “or my third wish is that the toothpick turns back into a trident.”
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