The Easy One

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A prostitute says to a guy, “Hey baby, looking for a good time?” The guy asks, “How much?” She says, “$500.” He agrees.

They go back to a hotel room, where he immediately heads for the bathroom.

After waiting for a few minutes she goes to check on him, and finds him furiously jerking off.

“What the hell are you doing?” she asks. “Don’t you want to have sex?”

And the guy says, “For $500, do you think I’m gonna let you get the easy one?”

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Posted: June 13, 2026 (1 week ago)
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