An Irish man is sitting at a bar, then a Chinese man sits down next to him…
The Chinese man takes a drink, and the Irish man says to him, “Do you know Kung Fu?”
The Chinese man says, “Why, because I’m Chinese? That’s just racist!”
The Irish man says, “No, I ask because you’re drinking my beer.”
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