The Man at the Door With a Bloodied Towel

A woman answered the doorbell and a man was standing there with something wrapped in a bloodied towel.

The man said, “I’m terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat.”

The woman burst into tears.

The man tried to comfort her by saying, “I’d like to replace it.”

The woman wiped her eyes and said, “Really? How are you at catching mice?”

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You Already Own Her Home

As my daughter was walking out the door to go on her first date, in my best grumpy old tough guy dad voice, I growled, “I want her home before midnight.” The boy she was going with stopped dead in his tracks, turned slowly around and with wide eyes replied….

“But you already own her home!”

Posted: May 18, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: accident, animals, awkward, domestic life
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