An old man was visiting a red light area.
There, a really hot prostitute asked him if he wanted her for an hour. The man replied, “I won’t be able to.”
“Why won’t you be able to? I’ll make you have the time of your life,” said the prostitute, and took him to her private room.
The prostitute stripped and asked the man to do the same. The man again replied, “I won’t be able to.”
“Don’t worry, you’ll do great,” said the prostitute as she stripped him.
Then they started having sex, and he was great. The prostitute orgasmed multiple times and they kept going even when the hour was over.
When the man got tired they finally stopped. Exhausted, the prostitute said, “That was the best sex I’ve ever had. Why were you saying ‘I won’t be able to’? You are so good.”
The man replied, “I meant I won’t be able to pay.”
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