The Pussy Willow

A boy holding duct tape walks by an old man on a bench. He says he is going to catch ducks, and later returns with ducks wrapped in duct tape.

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The next day, he returns with chickens wrapped in chicken wire.

The day after, he has a plant in a pot. He says, “It’s a pussy willow.”

The old man says, “Wait right there. Imma get my hat. I’m coming with you.”

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