The Rooster and the Peacock

On Easter morning, a rooster wakes up and notices brightly colored eggs scattered all around the chicken coop and yard.

He looks at the hens nesting, thinks for a minute, then runs across the barnyard and beats the shit out of the peacock.

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Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident

Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident smile: “See your grandma over there, kid? Yeah, I fucked her.”

Posted: April 3, 2026 (6 months ago)
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