The Worst Lover in the World

A man and a woman are lying together in the afterglow following sex.

The woman says, “You must be the worst lover in the world.”

The man defensively replies, “Oh yeah? Well, how did you figure that out in fifteen seconds?”

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It must be the cobblestone

Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the village. One says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
The other replies, “Me neither. It must be the cobblestone.”

Posted: May 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: marital humor, relationships, sexual innuendo
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