The Wrong Recipient

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My wife sent a message to me:

“I am leaving you. Sex with you is not what it used to be. This is the end.”

But I am so lucky — another message from her arrived:

“Sorry. This message was not for you.”

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I know they say that when it comes to sex, “a hole is a hole,”

I know they say that when it comes to sex, “a hole is a hole,” but it’s been a week now and my wife still hasn’t gotten her hearing back.

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Posted: June 4, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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