Theyre Having a Yard Sale

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time, my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

“Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?”

“Yes,” she said. “They’re retired prostitutes — they’re having a yard sale.”

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To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the

To alleviate my public speaking phobia, my speech instructor suggested I envision the audience naked. Though it initially seemed to work, I soon realized it was replaced with a new phobia: the fear of getting wood in front of my co-workers during a staff meeting.

Posted: May 2, 2026 (5 months ago)
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