Three brothers lose their jobs and decide to go to clown college.
When they get back six months later, their wives are having lunch and talking about their husbands’ new careers.
The first woman says, “Ever since my husband got back from clown college, he’s been pranking me!” She pulls out a small flower and sets it on the table, where it squirts water at her. She says the worst part is that he honks his stupid red nose every time he pulls a prank.
The second woman takes out a box of tissues and pulls on one, but the tissues just keep coming and coming. She says her husband also honks that ridiculous red nose every time he pulls a prank.
They both turn to the third woman and ask, “So, has your husband pranked you?”
“Not exactly,” she answers, blushing. She turns, crosses her legs, and … HONK!
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