Three cowboys sat around a campfire, exchanging tall tales about how tough they were. The first had strangled a snake, and the second had killed a bear.
The two cowboys looked to the third and asked if he thought he was tougher than them.
The third cowboy said nothing and just continued to sit there, stirring the fire with his dick.
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