Three Dogs At The Vet

Three dogs are at the vet. Two explain they attacked the mailman and milkman, so they are getting their nuts cut.

The third dog says he jumped on the master’s wife when she bent over and tore her ass up.

The others ask, “Damn, you getting your nuts cut too?”

The third dog replies, “No, just my nails done.”

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So Full of Himself

Did you hear about the arrogant cannibal who started eating his own arms and legs?

He was so full of himself.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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