At The Doctor’s Office

A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office. The doctor tells her to take off her pants and starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?”

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“Yes, checking for abnormalities,” she replies.

He later starts having sex with her and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

She replies, “Yes, getting herpes. That’s why I am here!”

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