Top 16 Penis Dishes (R-rated version)

The Top 16 Penis Dishes (R-rated version)

16. Weenieschnitzel

15. Ding-Dongs

14. Buffalo Wangs

13. Chicken Marphallus

12. Shish-ka-bobbitt

11. Mansmeat Pie

10. Wangers and Mash

9. Standing Ribbed Roast (for her pleasure)

8. Beef Swellington

7. Rocky Mountain Sausage

6. Beans ‘n’ Frank’s Frank

5. Veal Scallopeepee

4. Host-less Twinkie

3. Spotted Dick (a vas diferens from the traditional British version)

2. Rootie Tootie Fresh-Cut Woody

1. Tool House Cookies

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A Weighty Memory: Words That Stick

Tell your wife she looks great 100 times and she won’t remember. Tell her once that she needs to lose weight and she’ll remember forever.
Because an elephant never forgets.

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