What Do You Have On

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A woman sits down next to a man in a bar and says, “You smell good. What do you have on?”

And the man says, “I have a hard-on but I didn’t know you could smell it.”

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The sweater my wife gave me was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.

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Posted: June 20, 2026 (2 days ago)
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