When My Dad Asked for the Vaseline

A salesman rings the doorbell and Johnny answers.

Salesman: “Can I see your dad?”

Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.”

Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?”

Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower too.”

Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?”

Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him superglue instead.”

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, practical joke
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