Why Didnt You Keep Him When You Took His Picture

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.”

So Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”

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A Solid 10 But Also Imaginary

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A solid 10, but also imaginary.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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