You Have 5

Doctor tells the patient, “You have an incurable disease and you don’t have that much time before you die.”

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Patient asks, “How long before I die, doc?”

Doctor goes, “You have 5…”

Patient asking frantically, “5 what? 5 years? 5 months? 5 days?!”

Doctor, “4.”

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