If you try to hand a woman something that’s enclosed in your fist, she’ll always think

If you try to hand a woman something that’s enclosed in your fist, she’ll always think you’re about to hand her a bug. Even if you’ve known her for years and never tried to give her a bug before. They never let their guard down when it comes to being handed a bug.

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