I’ve heard about this “Speed Dating,” where a guy and a girl meet for 10 minutes and

I’ve heard about this “Speed Dating,” where a guy and a girl meet for 10 minutes and then move on to the next person. Sounds great, but if you have sex, what do you do for the other six minutes?

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